Family Poem

Friendship Poem

My friend is _____(line 1)
He/She is ____
We like to ____
We share ____
My friend is ____  
My friend is ____(repeat line 1)
He/She always says ____
We don’t like ____
We both ____
My friend is ____  
My friend is ____(repeat line 1)
He/She is always ____
We each ____
We want ____
My friend is ____
My friend is ____   (repeat line 1)

Who are you?

Welcome to Ms. Hanson’s Blog!

Today you are going to type a poem about yourself.

Step one: Complete the worksheet.

Step two: Use “control” “N” to open a new internet page, so you can refer to two pages at once.

Step three: In the right column under “Kids Links”, click on “Poem: Who Am I?”

Step four: Enter your information off your worksheet into the poem template.

Step five: Click on – Create a poem

Step six: Print your poem

Step Seven: Highlight and save your poem

Step Eight: Open the “comment” box and paste your poem in the comment box AND add your First Name ONLY.

Step Nine: Fill in identity information above the comment box and click on – “submit”

You will now be published on the internet!!

 

Back to Work OR In Defense of Teachers (Taylor Mali)

I had my first two days back in school,

preparing for the new school year. Meetings all morning in the gym, paper work in 100 degree rooms all afternoon. In honor of the teaching profession, I thought I’d start the school year off with this article (I hope I live up to it)

:

What Teachers Make, or
If things don’t work out, you can always go to law school

By Taylor Mali
www.taylormali.com

He says the problem with teachers is, “What’s a kid going to learn 
from someone who decided his best option in life was to become a teacher?” 
He reminds the other dinner guests that it’s true what they say about 
teachers: Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach.

I decide to bite my tongue instead of his 
and resist the temptation to remind the other dinner guests 
that it’s also true what they say about lawyers.

Because we’re eating, after all, and this is polite company.

“I mean, you¹re a teacher, Taylor,” he says. 
“Be honest. What do you make?”

And I wish he hadn’t done that 
(asked me to be honest) 
because, you see, I have a policy 
about honesty and butt-kicking: 
if you ask for it, I have to let you have it.

You want to know what I make?

I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could. 
I can make a C+ feel like a Congressional medal of honor 
and an A- feel like a slap in the face. 
How dare you waste my time with anything less than your very best.

I make kids sit through 40 minutes of study hall 
in absolute silence. No, you may not work in groups. 
No, you may not ask a question. 
Why won’t I let you get a drink of water? 
Because you’re not thirsty, you’re bored, that’s why.

I make parents tremble in fear when I call home: 
I hope I haven’t called at a bad time, 
I just wanted to talk to you about something Billy said today. 
Billy said, “Leave the kid alone. I still cry sometimes, don’t you?” 
And it was the noblest act of courage I have ever seen.

I make parents see their children for who they are 
and what they can be.

You want to know what I make?

I make kids wonder, 
I make them question. 
I make them criticize. 
I make them apologize and mean it. 
I make them write, write, write. 
And then I make them read. 
I make them spell definitely beautiful, definitely beautiful, definitely 
beautiful 
over and over and over again until they will never misspell 
either one of those words again. 
I make them show all their work in math. 
And hide it on their final drafts in English. 
I make them understand that if you got this (brains) 
then you follow this (heart) and if someone ever tries to judge you 
by what you make, you give them this (jester).

Let me break it down for you, so you know what I say is true: 
I make a * difference! What about you?

Last Day of Unemployment

  We went to the movies today. We saw Mamma-Mia, a musical based on Abba’s music. I smiled through the whole thing. Abba was the leading pop music group of my generation. I really enjoyed the movie – I give it 5 stars   *****  !!

http://www.mamma-mia.com/

 

 

 

 

 

Today’s Quote: True enjoyment comes from activity of the mind and exercise of the body; the two are ever united. – Humboldt

True enjoyment comes from activity of the mind and exercise of the body; the two are ever united.   - Humboldt 

The last two days, my mind and body have been very gainfully active!

We have been helping a friend build a deck. We’ve been outside in the fresh air, measuring, cutting, hammering and fastening one piece at a time. And it has been a joy. I am both mentally and physically exhausted. This has been a great way to end my summer break.

 

Living Our Dreams

If you want some serious inspiration, here is 75 minute u-tube video worth watching. It is titled, “Achieving Your Childhood Dreams”, and can be found at: 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji5_MqicxSo&NR=1

 

Today’s Quote: Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. – Carol Burnett

  4 Days to Full Employment – Only three days of freedom left.  I’m  excited to get back to the routine. My dear daughter is too, now that  she has some new clothes that she is looking forward to wearing.  Sometimes it doesn’t take a whole lot to make us happy. I really like  today’s quote, but I do think the people around us can make a  difference. Others can be a positive support, or a negative drawback;  just like we can influence others’ lives. 

 

 

A teacher’s job description

I love teaching and helping my students make academic

gains! I am NOT a disgruntled employee, but I did find 

this little essay humorous.  This essay (that came to me 

as a “forward” in my e-mail), addresses the underbelly 

of the teaching profession that most people don’t think 

about.

 

A Teacher’s Job Description

Let me see if I’ve got this right. You want me to go

into that room with all those kids and fill their

every waking moment with a love for learning. 

Not only that, I’m supposed to instill a sense of

pride in their ethnicity, behaviorally modify

disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse

and T-shirt messages. 

I am to fight the war on drugs and sexually

transmitted diseases, check their backpacks for guns

and raise their self-esteem. 

I’m to teach them patriotism, good citizenship,

sportsmanship and fair play, how and where 

to register to vote, how to balance a checkbook and

how to apply for a job. 

I am to check their heads occasionally for lice,

maintain a safe environment, recognize signs of

potential antisocial behavior, offer advice, write

letters of recommendation for student employment and 

scholarships, encourage respect for the cultural

diversity of others, and, oh yeah, always make sure

that I give the girls in my class 50 percent of my

attention. 

I’m required by my contract to be working on my own

time summer and evenings at my own expense toward

advance certification and a master’s degree; and 

after school, I am to attend committee and faculty

meetings and participate in staff development training

to maintain my employment status. 

I am to be a paragon of virtue larger than life, such

that my very presence will awe my students into being

obedient and respectful of authority. I am to pledge

allegiance to supporting family values, a return to

the basics, and to my current administration. I am to 

incorporate technology into the learning, and monitor

all Web sites while providing a personal relationship

with each student. 

I am to decide who might be potentially dangerous

and/or liable to commit crimes in school or who is

possibly being abused, and I can be sent to jail for 

not mentioning these suspicions. 

I am to make sure all students pass the state and

federally mandated testing and all classes, whether 

or not they attend school on a regular basis or

complete any of the work assigned. 

Plus, I am expected to make sure that all of the

students with handicaps are guaranteed a free and 

equal education, regardless of their mental or

physical handicap.

I am to communicate frequently with each student’s

parent by letter, phone, newsletter and grade card.

I’m to do all of this with just a piece of 

chalk, a computer, a few books, a bulletin board, 

a 45 minute more-or-less plan time and a big smile,

all on a starting salary that qualifies my family for

food stamps in many states. 

Is that all? 

 

—And you want me to do all of this and expect me NOT

TO PRAY? 

 

A Quote Today

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they’re not on your road doesn’t mean they’ve gotten lost.   - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I took the last three days to do some training for school. I was in a class to learn a new reading and writing curriculum for our special education students, called “Language!”. The program addresses a lot of strategies – I’m very optimistic about it. The program requires 90 minutes per day. That’s a large demand of time. I’ll have to re-think how I thought I was going to be able to use my time. I’m thinking the project based learning (e.g. Wisconsin or character lessons) will be limited to one or two days per week. I’m sure I’ll work it all out. I just won’t be able to be as ambitious as I was proposing a couple of weeks ago.

Tomorrow it is back to “vacation”. We will be going shopping for my dear daughter’s school wardrobe. I’m sure she will keep us pressing on until I’m exhausted, so you may not hear from me. But don’t pay the ransom, I’ll escape somehow.